So here goes my comedy sketch,
Little people's life in a giant land
When Aashish( a asian guy) see's three very little people sitting behind his curtains, he gets freaked out
AASHISH: Who.I mean what the fuck are you?
The immature dwarf of all (ginger one) tries to answer him
Ginger little one: Okay, we are the little people sent by god. And now you'll bring us food or Almighty will burn you in hell.
[Listening to this the black dwarf looks at the face of the giant and say]
Black drwaf: Yeah, totally.bring us food.
The wise drawf of all turns around to him and says
Wise Little one: Shut up gingy!
Gingy: Whaaat, I was hungry.
WISE LITTLE ONE: Listen giant, we come in peace. It's a long story how we ended up here, so you might wanna calm down and be ready all cozy in a sofa.
AASHISH: O-0kay...
[So aashish listens to him and picks them up and puts them on a cushion on table in front of the sofa and he himself sits down on the sofa and pulls up a blanket.]
BLACK drwaf : You might get some food aswell, remember the "burning in the hell" thing that's true u know.
So Aashish scarcastically says
AASHISH: Yeah god burining you in hell, so true.
If you need food, go through this door turn right, and then another right and go straight and there's the kicthen.
Gingy: [Scarcastically says directing to the giant but looking at the wise drwaf.] Dude, yeah sounds like he'll have to wait a year or so to hear our story.
[Wise one looks at the giant and says]
WISE LITTLE ONE: Can you just do that for us please?
[With no choices left,] Aashish says,
AASHISH: yeah, of course. Is there anything special u people eat?
[The gingy one replys formally(informativelly)]
GINGY: As you may be interested that us people are from a very rular area, where there's never enough food. But, crunchy nuts will be alright.
[Goes and brings a bowl of crunchy nuts, after he puts the bowl down on the black one quickly replys,]
BLACK DRWAF
If we had this much food back home, we could be millionaires.
AASHISH: Do you guys live in africa or something?
WISE LITTLE ONE: No its near bermunda triangle
GINGY: yeah to find it you should put 'black' as your surname even though your not, hire some cheap boat and head towards the strom somewhere in bermunda triangle, you'll caught in that strome and next day you wake up bam!! your there, to know more buy a dvd of gullivers travell can't be bothered to tell a hour and thirty minute of crap..
WISE LITTLE ONE: have you seen the movie??
AASHISH: Yeah wasted my £6.50, but the special effects wasn't that bad though.
WISE LITTLE ONE: Listen I know you'll find this strange but that's not special effect, where do you think we came from? You stupid?
try what that crazy guy did going to the bermunda triangle,
[And he looks at the camera and says in a evil way]
If any viewers do not believe me, try it and see.
[The frame pauses and a subtitle shows up] 'Who just believed it are the stupidest people on the earth, THIS IS A FICTIONAL WEB SERIES! Idiots'
AASHISH: turns his head side ways and Whispers
Yeah, Say that to the editor.hehe
WISE LITTLE ONE
what was that?
AASHISH: hmm..Nothing
WISE LITTLE ONE: So coming to a point, we are citizens of lilliput. We three use to stay together you see, we like to explore. While that giagantic human came in our land he introduced lots of trouble
BLACK DRWAF: ..and when he left, he was not alone we hide in his pocket and sneeked in your side of the world
Gingy: We even got the photo evidence of it,
[A fat drunk guy's photo with them three on his pocket shows up on the screen
Now do you believe us?
[Aashish can't actually see the picture and replies]
AASHISH: I can't really see that, cause it not actually here, the editor just pasted it on the screen.
Director's voice from the background say "God damnit, stay in the character"
AASHISH: So was that all??
Didn't worth being all comfortable I was expecting a long story...
[After listening to this gingy is offended and replys,]
Gingy: Hey, we are little people alright, Its long for us.
BLACK DRWAF: Agree
WISE LITTLE ONE: So now we are friends is it okay if we stay here?
AASHISH: I don't know, if you wanna stay here you should pay us rent I guess.
WISE LITTLE ONE: What do you mean us? Don't you live here alone and what do expect as rent a bag of lilliput money which is smaller then your sperm cell?
Gingy: What you like counting money on microscope or something?
[Gingy pauses and him and the black drawf asks wise one at the same time,]
BLACK DRWAF & Gingy: Wait, what's a microscope?
AASHISH: Shut up you two, and wisey you have a point there. I guess you can stay.
Every drawfs goes,
YESSSS, this lilliput story always works.
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